(Parody) The MS-13-ISIS Employee Exchange Program

The Michael Berry Show

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🗓️ 1 September 2023

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey, Holmes! What's up, Munchachos?
0:05.8	Do you want to get out of the Middle East to get crunk in America?
0:08.6	Want to shoot guns and make money while spitting in the face of the United States?
0:12.9	Do you like nacho cheese queso dip?
0:14.7	Ho ho!
0:15.5	Well, if so, you two can party like people and eat tacos all day.
0:18.8	When you join ISIS in Mexico,
0:20.8	thanks to a new employee exchange program between the MS-13 drug cartel
0:24.6	in the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, ISIS is now setting up Shops out of the border.
0:29.2	Ole!
0:30.0	Our dry hot desert climate is striking me similar to your homeland
0:33.2	and you don't even have to ride a camel.
0:34.8	Plus, we get to cruise on jet skis on the Rio Grande River.
0:37.6	Ole!
0:38.8	Learn to smuggle drugs past American border patrol agents
0:41.5	and fund your terrorist exploits overseas.
0:43.8	You can even kill the person who you sell the drugs to later on as a favor to ala.
0:47.7	We don't care. We just want our denaro.
0:51.0	Do you like beheading people?
0:52.2	Well, we're the best at beheading people, Holmes.
0:55.6	The MS-13 drug cartels were beheading fools back when your homies and ISIS
1:00.2	were still working for Saddam Hussein.
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