Queen Sheila called an all staff meeting after that campaign ad came out with the wrong voting date.

Ooh dog, she was irate. She threatened to send all of us fat ass stupid idiots to to prison just like Hillary did with that

Mackie fellow. Of course we all laughed I mean we're Democrats. We don't get

sent to jail please. Well the Queen thought we were laughing at the idea of prison, that's when she decided

to scare us all straight.

She turned her back to us and then proceeded to pull a dew rag down over her triple crown weave.

She spun back around and said, Yo, I'm Prison Sheila.

She had clearly just watched the office episode where Michael Scott became prison Mike.

We just sat there stunned at disbelief.

She then went on to tell us how she had been a gangbanger that didn't have a summer job or

a poo to hang out at so she trafficked guns.

Lameen then asked her hey Queenie what kind of guns did you traffic?

She said the 50-caliber AR-15s that weighed just as much as 10 boxes that you would move.

But when Kiki spoke up, we knew things were about to get turned.

See, you have to know Kiki.

Kiki likes to get Sheila off topic in these meetings.

So when Kiki asked Queen Sheila if the warden had ever thrown any parties

when she was in jail, you should have seen the Queen's eyes light up.

Sheila gave a big smile and broke out into song.

One for a party in the county jail.

The prison ban was staring day begins to wear. The ban was shopping and day began to wait.

The band was jumping and the chime began to swing.

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