(Parody) Drunk Dade Phelan Calls AG Dan Patrick
The Michael Berry Show
KTRH
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🗓️ 6 November 2023
⏱️ 2 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Record your message after the tone. |
| 0:02.0 | How it turns General Dan Patrick. |
| 0:06.1 | This is a good friend and colleague, Dave Phelan. |
| 0:09.9 | I think maybe you didn't get the memo about what it means to be an elected official on the right side of the aisle, |
| 0:18.0 | also known as Republican. It's not Republican. |
| 0:25.0 | It's not Republican. It's not as Republican. |
| 0:28.0 | And right now I can give you the memo. It's real simple, you understand it, a baby can understand it. |
| 0:37.0 | Okay, the people, voters are super stupid. |
| 0:42.6 | We're supposed to tell them one thing and then do it. |
| 0:48.0 | Do it if it allows us to make both loads of money, personally, and or gain power. |
| 0:58.9 | That's the memo. |
| 0:59.9 | Otherwise, we do whatever it takes to keep getting voted in. |
| 1:04.2 | It's simple. |
| 1:06.4 | Hey, pulling a Sonic order of Route 44 Cherry vanilla lime |
| 1:10.2 | and pouring some of that Johnny Walker into it. |
| 1:14.0 | No, no go, okay, then go with vodka. |
| 1:20.0 | Gray Goose. |
| 1:22.0 | What do you think? So give me some cheesy teartots. |
| 1:27.0 | Teranginal Dan Patrick, now you know the memo. You memorize it. I appreciate a phone call back and then |
| 1:37.1 | next time you're in Beaumont we'll go play pickleball buddy. Again this is |
| 1:41.3 | Dave Phelan. Coming back, sir. |
| 1:44.0 | Love you. |
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