(Parody) DOJ Voicemail Message After Hunter Biden Charges
The Michael Berry Show
KTRH
4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 23 June 2023
⏱️ 1 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, you've reached the Department of Justice in Washington, DC. |
| 0:06.9 | If you're calling to report a crime, please hang up and stop bothering us. |
| 0:11.0 | If you're calling to have an election rigged, press 2 and will connect you to the FBI. |
| 0:15.4 | If you're calling on behalf of the Chinese Communist Party, please press 3 and will connect |
| 0:19.6 | you directly to the president, aka the CCP employee of the month. |
| 0:24.0 | If you're a Republican, please go directly to prison and admit you're a criminal to |
| 0:27.7 | avoid extended jail time. |
| 0:29.7 | If your name is Hunter Biden, please press 4. |
| 0:32.3 | Your charges will be dropped and nullify any investigation currently pending against |
| 0:36.3 | you. |
| 0:37.3 | Thank you. |
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