(Parody) Chance McClain Song - Colony Ridge (Parody of Common Man)
The Michael Berry Show
KTRH
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🗓️ 9 October 2023
⏱️ 2 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | As we made our way from Chile, we knew we had a hell of a trip, but we already paid our |
| 0:16.4 | coiotate. |
| 0:17.4 | He gave us water and Frito beamed it when we hit the border of Texas and the narco |
| 0:26.0 | state of Mexico. |
| 0:29.0 | We are on a beeline for our Valhalla, the only place that we wanted to go. |
| 0:36.2 | We're going to call any rich, it's right on the edge of heaven and hallelujah. |
| 0:43.6 | We're going to follow the plan, gonna buy some land, and call any rich of America. |
| 0:51.7 | Call any rich is where I'll be. |
| 1:00.0 | When we finally got to our colony lot, oh boy, it was a sight to see. |
| 1:08.2 | There were trailers and tents and other tenements, a little lot to try to sell me some speed. |
| 1:15.0 | And I'd rather butchug a mug of Jose Cuervo. |
| 1:18.8 | There's been another minute in this rat hole, but the cartel members on the H.O.A. said |
| 1:26.8 | we'll kill you if you try to go. |
| 1:30.3 | Now I'm in colony rich, it's a row of skits, I might as well estate at home, a thousand |
| 1:38.3 | cars on blocks, no shoes or socks, on colony rich kids from Mexico, and colony rich |
| 1:47.1 | where I miss home. |
| 1:49.1 | I'm in colony rich with a death wish, you gotta give me out of this place. |
| 1:56.4 | I just think the home of the free, it's home of MS-13, your colony rich is not a safe space. |
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