PARKING: How It Explains the World
The Next Big Idea
Next Big Idea Club
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🗓️ 29 June 2023
⏱️ 67 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | LinkedIn presents. |
| 0:06.6 | I'm Rufus Griskem, and this is the next big idea. |
| 0:10.8 | Today, how parking ruined our cities and what we can do about it. |
| 0:31.0 | On April 22nd, 1992, 18 million Americans, I was one of them, tuned into Seinfeld to watch George Costanza look for a parking space. |
| 0:43.0 | I have my system first. I look for the dream spot right in front of the door, and I slowly expand out in concentric circuits. |
| 0:50.0 | Now come on George, please put it in a garage. I don't want to spend an hour looking for space. |
| 0:55.0 | Get parking a garage. Why? |
| 0:58.0 | I don't know, I just can't. Nobody in my family can pay for parking. It's a sickness. |
| 1:03.0 | Father never paid for parking. My mother and my brother, nobody. We can't do it. |
| 1:07.0 | Today, however, is George's lucky day. He finds the dream spot and starts to parallel park. But then... |
| 1:15.0 | Hey, what are you doing? I think I'm parking my car. You can't do that. You can't just sneak in from the bank like that. |
| 1:22.0 | I'm not sneaking. I didn't even know you were parking. You were just sitting there free spaces up. |
| 1:27.0 | What if you didn't think I was parking? Why did you put it in head first? |
| 1:30.0 | Well, that's the way I park. Anyway, you didn't start back in until I pulled in. I was in the middle of a conversation. |
| 1:36.0 | Hey buddy, what can I tell you? The point is, I was here first. |
| 1:40.0 | I was closer to this space than you were. But I'm back again. You can't put it in head first. |
| 1:45.0 | I can if I have room! |
| 1:47.0 | It's a classic sign felt setup. Take a relatable problem, the difficulty of finding parking, and push it to absurd heights. |
| 1:56.0 | George and that guy don't just bicker for a few minutes, they stay there for hours unwilling to budge. |
| 2:04.0 | The episode ends before their fight is resolved, but presumably it is resolved peacefully. |
| 2:11.0 | Which is more than can be said for parking disputes in the real world. |
| 2:15.0 | New attend a Danville man said he was punched repeatedly in the face by a driver who wanted his parking spot. |
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