Park That Bark
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.8 • 942 Ratings
🗓️ 6 January 2026
⏱️ 153 minutes
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Originally Aired January 6, 2026: Six string discount. It's raining turds. Everything you wanna know about unexpected high-paying jobs.
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| 0:00.0 | Happy New Year podcast, pals. |
| 0:01.9 | Dana here to give my daily love to everybody at Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. Just a quick brag. I'm a smart club member. And yeah, it's a big deal because when the polar vortex hits, your house will let you know real fast. That's why right now is honestly the best time to do comfort upgrades. Standards running a ton of specials right now. Things like whole home humidifiers to fix that dry winter air. |
| 0:23.1 | UV lights to help keep the air cleaner and ERVs that bring in that fresh air without dumping the heat. |
| 0:28.2 | Trust me, you will notice the difference in a big way. |
| 0:30.8 | Be cozy this winter. |
| 0:32.1 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:36.5 | Online at standardhe heating.com. |
| 0:38.5 | The 93x half-assed morning show. |
| 0:42.3 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:44.7 | Yeah. Oh, I'll tell you. |
| 0:59.7 | You're a great crowd. |
| 1:00.9 | We couldn't ask for a better crowd. |
| 1:03.7 | And we thank you for dialing into the 93X half-ass morning show. |
| 1:08.5 | You know, Josh and I were talking. |
| 1:10.4 | And you know how we get. We get to talking. |
| 1:12.8 | You guys get to talking. Josh and I were talking when I first walked into the building. |
| 1:19.5 | We were noting that winter has only just begun, and we've already had to drive into work |
| 1:26.4 | in some pretty interesting weather conditions. |
| 1:29.6 | The timing has been just right to where we and the rest of you early riser types, |
| 1:38.4 | we've had to hump our way into work under some interesting conditions. |
| 1:44.3 | In case you haven't headed out on the road just yet. |
| 1:47.6 | I mean, it all depends on where you're coming from. |
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