And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Cerson and Robert Kelly.

We are rolling down one host.

Bobby Kelly stuck in traffic on a bridge coming from the Bronx to Manhattan.

He said, I hope there's a body.

Did we have any update?

What's going on out there?

Christine, you're in our traffic copter. We got a chopper out there. Yeah, Christine's hanging out. Oh, man. Where's Sherrod small when I need him? I've never said that out loud. Where's Sherrod when I need him? I need somebody to do a fucking... He does a great helicopter. My helicopter sucks shit. Yeah.

You really feel the chopper when he's on stage.

Our guest today is here.

He's sitting in Bobby's chair until Bobby gets here. We don't know if Bobby's even going to make it. Don't mention. Don't mention. Let's just see if it's a common mistake. Like, I was like, oh, did I? Oh, yeah. well then we'll all be like oh it seemed normal oh i just jumped oh yeah let's see if he

gets me out of there yeah you just sat down he goes well he sat down and what we're gonna tell him

like not to sit there it's like you know it's only oh I it seemed normal oh I just jumped oh yeah let's see if he gets me out of there

yeah you just sat down we go well he sat down and what are we gonna tell him like not to sit there it's like you know it's only me and him here I've got my shits all out if if Bobby wasn't coming in today and you were co-sing with me that is where you would sit 100% so well who knows if he'll even make it in we don't even know he's gonna make it in I love he's gonna try. The funniest would be if he gets here

and then it doesn't get

like in. And I we don't even know he's going to make it in i love he's going to try the funniest would be if he gets here and then it doesn't get like in and i also don't know if bobby has serious x m in his car in his car he even hear this they don't give you it's car so old or they don't give you no they do but some people don't give a shit soda never gave a fuck about him and and Bobby never took advantage I've offered. Jacob, I have a free subscription. I hit Jacob up every six months when they boot me off. And I go, Jacob, can you fix this? And then he sends me a thing with it. It's like so easy. Just push a button on your phone. Yeah. And it loads everything back up in the car and everything. Like it was never gone. Bobby doesn't give a shit. So now he can't hear us talk smack about him. Yeah. What an idiot. Ask Bobby if he has Series 6 in his car. I got, when I got a new car last year, we got free satellite radio. And I would just put on, like, Comedy Central, like standup all the time. and I would just be on like comedy central like stand up all the time and I would just be

screaming at people like true to radio going you fucking heck fuck it's like the most fun

I'd guess where it comes I know where this is going you idiot that pleasantly poisonous venom

is coming out of uh one of my favorite people in the New York comedy scene.

Good friend.

He's going to be at the Riot Riverwall Comedy Club in San Antonio, March 6 and 7th.

That's this weekend.

After that, he's going to be in New Brunswick, New Jersey, Phoenix, Columbus, Knoxville, so many more for tickets and all tour dates.

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