Jacob's War On Hair

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Jay Oakerson, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Robert Kelly

4.7 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2026

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

If there is one thing that sweet Jacob hates, it's hair on the bodies of ladies. Jake detests hairy women so much that he gets belligerent toward Christine for defending her tribe. | Jay and Bobby demonstrate their love for drumming to educate the listeners. | Jay discovers a comedy special that has more flaws than just bad impressions. | A little girl on TikTok is trending for bad reasons. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	And now the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.
0:09.8	Bittadong, Bittadoo, bittadunk.
0:11.7	Bann.
0:13.0	Started playing drums again, dude.
0:14.8	Did you?
0:15.9	I bought an electric kit.
0:17.6	Yeah.
0:18.1	Something was selling one for like a little bit, a friend of mine.
0:20.7	So I bought it.
0:21.8	Max is playing in the band, a couple songs.
0:27.3	For the high school, he's going to play drums on some music night.
0:33.9	And I, but they're playing on electric kit, not acoustic.
0:39.7	So I was like, dude, I got one in storage I hooked it up and I started playing again
0:42.6	it's fun dude I started playing
0:45.3	the thing where you can plug the music into it
0:46.9	everything plugs into it
0:48.7	I got all the headphones you can't even hear it
0:51.1	he was playing at like 11 last night
0:52.5	I was fine with that can't even hear it but I started playing dude when you start to play when the levy breaks
0:58.6	there's something that just makes you go what did i ever give this up for this is the coolest thing
1:03.0	ever it's hilarious the songs i play are so different i play they don't write them like that anymore
1:07.4	by great kin band what song is that uh the breakup song. Let me hear it. I want to hear it. Dino, no, no, no, do, do you, no, de no, de no, this gets fun. It's a simple song to have fun with. Oh. Toom, tomb, bat, doon, bat, do, bat, right. Now, it's pretty easy. This is like ACDC.
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