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SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2016

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes all who enter a room (especially at Jury Duty) to this weeks episode of Spontaneanation! This week, Pauls special guest is singer/actor/writer/director Nathan Lee Graham! They chat about what job Nathan would permanently erase from his timeline, how he handles being recognized on the subway; and Paul and Nathan institute the Tyler Perry Residuals Challenge. Paul is then joined by Maria Blasucci, Matt Gourley, and Tawny Newsome to improvise a story set in Paris. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!
The next live edition of Spontaneanation happens Saturday, August 6 at Largo at The Coronet! Join Paul & Eban as they welcome improvisors Dan Ahdoot, Tim Baltz and Tawny Newsome, and special interview guest Desmin Borges from Youre The Worst! Tickets are on sale now!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. I welcome you. Why wouldn't I? I'm not withholding. I'm not the kind of person
0:14.8	someone walks into a room. I don't welcome them. I'll welcome anyone who walks into any room.
0:22.1	It's a burden.
0:24.6	Sometimes I'm in a public place.
0:28.3	Welcoming people?
0:30.0	I have no business doing that.
0:32.2	Oh, I got in such trouble at jury duty.
0:35.0	Anytime anyone walked into the courtroom.
0:41.5	Welcome. Please. Number 10, we've asked you to stop doing that. Well, I do apologize, but I believe in our criminal justice system, gongong,
0:49.0	and also, I believe in welcoming everyone, even an accused arsonist into a room.
0:57.7	I tell you what, you want to make this easier?
1:00.7	Have everybody in there first and then welcome the jury in.
1:03.4	Actually, I don't know what happens.
1:06.6	That is how it's set up.
1:09.2	You walk in as the jury and then you're surprised.
1:11.2	Oh, God, you guys are already here.
1:13.8	Hello, accused arsonist.
1:18.2	Jury duty.
1:19.0	It's our civic duty, folks.
1:21.2	It's a privilege, not a right.
1:24.5	We get to do it.
1:25.9	So everyone who's saying like, I have jury duty, I want you to do it. So everyone who's saying like,
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