A Comic Book Shop
SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins
Paul F. Tompkins
4.9 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 3 July 2016
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Paul F. Tompkins welcomes all celebrating Independence Day to this weeks episode of Spontaneanation! This week, Pauls special guest is actor and man of a million voices Phil LaMarr! They chat about the last item he donated to charity, the story behind the Hamburglar, and shopping in the women's section of Goodwill for sketch costumes. Paul is then joined by Craig Cackowski, Nyima Funk, and Marc Evan Jackson to improvise a story set in a Comic Book Shop. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!
The next live edition of Spontaneanation happens Saturday, August 6 at Largo at The Coronet! Join Paul & Eban as they welcome improvisors Dan Ahdoot, Tim Baltz and Tawny Newsome, and special interview guest Desmin Borges from Youre The Worst! Tickets are on sale now!
This episode is sponsored by Mack Weldon, Now Hear This Podcast Festival, Squarespace, Loot Crate, and Leesa.com.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome. Welcome. Welcome people talking over the intro. Welcome people not listening to the intro. Welcome people to into the intro. Welcome people who are into intro, just the right amount. |
| 0:22.0 | For you are beloved in my eyes, saith the Lord. |
| 0:26.4 | Oh, did I not tell you I'm writing my own Bible? |
| 0:29.8 | It's about time. |
| 0:31.5 | It's kind of a fan fiction, really. |
| 0:33.6 | It uses all the characters from the original Bible. |
| 0:37.4 | But guess what? |
| 0:38.4 | Now they're all fucking each other. |
| 0:42.6 | Yes, please read my slashfic Bible. |
| 0:49.5 | I'm not going to lie. |
| 0:50.8 | It is a vanity press affair. |
| 0:53.5 | No one, I shopped around to many |
| 0:55.9 | publishers, many publishers. |
| 0:58.3 | Went to them and said, hey, |
| 1:00.6 | you know the Bible, right? And they were like, |
| 1:02.3 | yeah, it's a big seller |
| 1:04.0 | for us. Yeah, did you know |
| 1:06.2 | a lot of people publish the Bible? It's true. |
| 1:08.6 | Oh, usually |
| 1:10.0 | people don't talk during this part. |
| 1:12.8 | Just me. |
| 1:14.3 | But sometimes... |
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