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Parents, Watch Out for Baby Shark by Daria Vasilieva

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MrCreepyPasta

Fiction, Arts

4.8 β€’ 2.7K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 26 January 2020

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

How to donate to Firefighters and relief for the Australian Fires

(https://www.cfa.vic.gov.au/about/supporting-cfa#donate-cfa
https://www.rfs.nsw.gov.au/volunteer/support-your-local-brigade
https://www.redcross.org.au/campaigns/disaster-relief-and-recovery-donate
https://www.wires.org.au/blog/emergency-donations-to-help-wildlife)

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Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Make it stop. Make it stop. Make it stop. Makeitstopmakeitstopmakeitstopmakeitstop.

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0:00.0

This episode is brought to you by Jack Daniels.

0:03.6

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0:08.1

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0:26.8

Please drink responsibly.

0:30.4

Like many new parents, I first became acquainted with the various baby shark melodies

0:35.4

through auto play on YouTube. My daughter Maya was only two weeks old when he went through a rough

0:39.6

bout of colloc. I tried to sue her by rocking, swaddling and cluster feeding, but nothing worked.

0:46.6

On one particularly difficult night, I felt like I was losing my mind, so

0:50.8

so I searched for baby songs online and just picked up the first playlist to pop up.

0:55.3

I continued to walk around the room rocking her to the rhythm of familiar childhood songs like

0:59.6

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star or Itsy Bitsy Spider and others. The playlist didn't stop her from

1:05.3

crying, but it cheered me up a little and drowned out my fuzzy baby's relentless screams.

1:11.0

Then something miraculous happened. The slow version of baby shark came on and Maya stopped crying.

1:19.3

She gazed up at the ceiling with an odd expression, her tiny mouth twitching a little, first

1:26.0

into a smile. From that day on, my daughter loved everything baby shark, including alternative

1:32.0

versions like Halloween shark, Santa shark and so on. It was around this time that my parents took

1:36.9

a trip to South Korea. Aside from soaking their bone in the Busan hot springs, they spent a lot

1:41.0

of time walking the promenade, exploring unique food stalls and street shops, and at one of these

1:46.0

shops, they found a yellow baby shark toy. They bought it off the local vendor in a heartbeat,

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