Parents: This Is Your Chance To Celebrate Your Kids Returning To School

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🗓️ 9 August 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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She's in the greatest relationship she's ever been in, but there's a problem. Things change once they start to drink together. They'll get into arguments about everything, but only when they're drunk. Is this something she should be concerned about or not? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The virtue.
0:01.0	Hi, this is a guilt free and mommy and daddy, guilt free zone right here.
0:09.8	Don't feel guilty that you didn't realize how much you would enjoy the silence at your
0:15.0	house when the kids went back to school.
0:17.5	Don't feel guilty about it.
0:19.0	Don't feel guilty you were counting down the days.
0:22.0	Don't get all caught up in those videos that Kristen hates.
0:25.0	The ones that are guilty in you like you only have a couple of summers with your kids.
0:29.2	Don't enjoy every single second of it guilt, guilt, guilt, guilt, guilt, guilt.
0:33.6	Guilt, guilt, guilt, guilt.
0:34.6	Aren't you called up right now and give us some real talk?
0:36.9	One eight five five birth show.
0:38.1	If you're celebrating that your kids are back to school, Kaylee couldn't wait to get
0:42.3	in here.
0:43.3	Yes.
0:44.3	I have no guilt, no remorse, no regret.
0:49.9	Summers are hard, man.
0:51.4	And you forget about it.
0:53.0	You know, you go through fall and winter and then summer comes again and you're like,
0:57.8	no, cool.
0:58.8	Summer's here.
0:59.8	Crazy thoughts like I can't wait to spend more time with my kids in the summer and I
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