This is a Blast Fox Media Podcast.

Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional mega church.

We are here, the Lord we are here, and we are here, and we're ready to Podcast.

Hi, I'm Halley Laban and this is Megah the podcast coming to you from Twin Hills Community Church where we are giving our mega church a tiny family feel by introducing you to members of our church staff and community, and each week I am joined by my co-host.

He's the youth pastor for Climax, our high school ministry.

Please welcome Gray HouseHaz everybody.

Well it's really nice to see you, Halley.

I've got a bit of a story from this past weekend from Climax, I'm not sure if Day told you

about it.

Go! Well, Halley, you know, when you lead of youth group, you start to see

relationships form. And one relationship that I saw forming probably about six months ago was between,

and I don't like to use names, but it was between Brightland Van Acre and Sawyer Rafferty.

Now these are two youth that are the both sophomores. I would

consider Brightland to be a really popular girl. She's you know she's, she's funny, and she's got a lot of friends.

And I would like to say that Sawyer is the kind of guy that no one really likes to be around.

He's moody, he's sort of always on the edges of the group.

He wears a lot of black.

He talks about bands no one's ever heard of.

He paints his nails, I noticed.

Well, he painted his thumbnail, and I met him going to the bathroom and scrub it off. paints his

now, well he painted his thumbnail and I met him going to the bathroom

and scrub it off.

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