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Mega

Paralyzed from the Neck Up with John Hartman

Mega

Greg Hess

Comedy, Improv

4.81.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2020

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Jalen Harlan (John Hartman, The Good Place) is a young Christian conservative with a popular radio show.  John Hartmant: @johnlhartman  👉 Get all show info and ad free + bonus content HERE. Instagram: @MegaThePodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This is a Glassbox Media Podcast.

0:06.0

Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional mega church.

0:10.0

We are here, Lord we are here, and we are here, and we're ready to podcast.

0:26.6

Hi, I'm Holly Labont and this is Megat the podcast

0:29.2

coming to you from Twin Hills Community Church

0:31.4

where we are giving our mega church a tiny family feel, by

0:33.7

introducing you to members of our church staff and community each week.

0:36.7

What a treat and a treasure.

0:38.2

You know I'm always joined by my co-host.

0:40.0

He's the youth pastor for Climax, our high school ministry.

0:42.9

Please welcome Gray House, everybody.

0:44.6

Hey, Holly, how are you doing?

0:45.8

So good, bless, bless, bless.

0:47.0

Well, you know, I'm not doing great at the moment.

0:50.8

Dealing with a, trying to put out a lot of fires right now really and I'll tell you why so

0:56.1

my my weekend started I was hanging out with my friend clay mason banaman not sure if I've talked about him on here before.

1:04.4

But Clay Mason's a guy that I've just been really getting close to. He's one of my best

1:09.2

friend. I would say he's my best friend. You know, we met because one of his kids used to come to climax but now he's

1:14.6

in the Marines and we just ended up forming this great bond we hang out a lot so this

1:20.2

weekend I was like hey Clay why don't you come to, we do this great workout where we introduce new people into Crossfit.

1:29.0

And he said, great, and we showed up, and right when we get to Cross Fit where we had to pair off and partners,

1:35.6

I start getting blown up on my phone, calls from an unlisted number, and I can only mean one thing.

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