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Run That Prank

Parasites

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2024

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

You are ineligible for life insurance because you have parasites!  How do you tell somebody this?

 

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:05.2

Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

0:10.7

The subject is his ex-wife won't let me visit him.

0:15.6

Okay?

0:16.1

His ex-wife won't let me visit him.

0:18.0

We'll get into that in just a few.

0:19.3

But right now, the nephew's here with today's prank phone call.

0:22.8

What you got for is Nev? Well,

0:24.8

we got a bit of a problem today, folks.

0:27.3

Parasites.

0:28.6

Parasites. Yeah.

0:30.8

Yeah, it happens sometime. We got a bit

0:32.7

of a problem. Let's check

0:34.8

in with cat dog. Cat dog, parasites.

0:38.3

Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach a Brian.

0:40.3

Brian, Brian, this is Dr.

0:42.3

Jacob B.

0:43.3

How are you doing today?

0:45.3

Yeah, yeah, I'm doing very.

0:46.3

I'm doing very.

0:47.3

Okay, listen, you actually came in maybe like two and a half week to go here to my office

0:53.3

and got a physical for life insurance? Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, uh, maybe like two and a half week to go here to my office and got a physical for,

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