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Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

The subject, my best friend's wife, is too much.

Okay?

Too much.

We'll get into it.

Wait till you hear this letter.

We'll get into it a little later. But right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you got for? It's next. Well, this went on in a lot of houses. Oh, really? This went on. This happened because, you know, everybody bringing this pot, that pot, the pot luck, you know how it go. And it happened in my house. And I'm tired of. This is my last one.

But this right here is the potluck. Bad potluck. That's the title. Bad potluck. Okay. Uh-oh. Okay. I know y'all in a heartbeat and stuff in your house, just try for it. Okay. I'm not going to say nothing, but I sure want to say something. But I know my wife, listen.

But your cousin can't brain, though.

Uh-uh.

Uh-huh.

Peacoblin't bring no more and put some damn blueberries in. She can't do that no doubt. I'm just going to go on see it. She can't do it no more, okay? You can't bring no greens and then have some kind of meat in it that ain't turkey, and we don't know what that that is you can't do that no more to us summer saucy

and you're greens

in the greens what you're doing

you cannot experiment on big holidays all right this is bad pot let's go cat though

hello hello i'm trying to uh uh trying to uh uh help her on big holidays. All right? This is bad potluck. Let's go, Cat Dole. Hello.

Hello. I'm trying to find a Heather. Excuse me. What you said? I'm trying to reach a Heather. Is it Heather? How are you? Okay. Okay, listen. I got your number from Lois. That's my mom. I'm Marit. I'm not raised. I'm lowest-old as son.

No appointment.

Wait, wait wait excuse me lowest lois who's lowest lowest low oh okay wait lowest yes yes yes yes hi how are you i'm good you you you you was at uh

at mama dean's house on um on new year's day yes yes. Everybody was there. Okay. When I got there, you was gone. But what I'm calling about is, you the one made the black eye peas, right? I did. You enjoyed them? No, I enjoyed the motherfuck thing. That's why I'm calling you. Wait, wait, wait.

Let me say this here.

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