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Bob & Sheri

Paranoid? Who Me??? (Airdate 6.22.2020)

Bob & Sheri

Now! Media | Bob & Sheri

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2020

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Patio Furniture.

People Making It Big.

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Morons in the News.


Drunken Monkey.

The Lifetime Movie Network Just Isn’t Trying Anymore.

Talkback Callers.


Everyone Needs a Laugh.

Kids Only Remember the Worst Parts About Vacation.

Can You Believe This S***?

Locked Down Together.


Why Airports are Carpeted.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, oh, sounds like somebody's got a case of the Monday.

0:05.0

I don't care if Monday's blue.

0:08.0

Tell me what.

0:09.0

I don't like Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday.

0:13.0

You will move it on Monday.

0:17.0

Monday morning you shoulder find.

0:20.0

On Monday. Just another man in Monday.

0:24.2

What are you doing with him on Monday?

0:25.4

Now, broadcasting from the Bob and Sherry Studios.

0:28.7

It's Bob and Sherry.

0:30.7

Yes, welcome to the show.

0:32.3

You know, one thing that really disappoints me.

0:34.9

I disappoint myself is my lack of awareness as to the weather forecast when I put out the cushions on the deck.

0:46.9

Because the cushions will be dry in this little chest where I have them in the garage. I go all the way down in the garage and I get the cushions

0:54.6

because maybe somebody's going to come over or Mary wants to sit outside or whatever. And they're

0:59.7

thick cushions. We've had them a long time. And there are four little chairs you can sit on.

1:05.7

They're iron. And I put the cushions in and it takes me about 15 minutes. I get them and they

1:10.8

look nice. And I say to myself, well, you know, we sat out there for an hour. Maybe I should take the cushions in. And I go, but I don't think that there's going to be any rain. And then I get up the next day and they are soaked because it's rained overnight. This happens to me constantly. I saw an ad.

1:28.5

It came up in my Instagram feed.

1:31.3

It was for a kind of outdoor furniture.

1:34.1

I don't know what it was called.

1:35.7

I'd have to Google it.

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