We've got them.

Morons.

With Bob and Sherry.

He's a moron.

It's Morons in the news.

We're going to start off with a 25-year-old guy whose name is Justin Couch.

Justin Couch in Spring Hill, Florida.

He has a machete tattooed under his left eye, which I think is disturbing.

When you meet the guy, that's all you're looking at.

And the first thing that you're saying to yourself is, wow, I wonder if he's got a machete.

Actually, he does, and he proved that last Saturday night when he attacked a guy with said machete. Apparently he and the guy were arguing and Justin whipped out his machete and swung the flat side of it at the guy's head. When the guy put up his hand to block it, the blade hit him in the left forearm and he passed out from the pain.

Oh, wow.

The guy was rushed to the hospital and he survived the attack, but he can't move his left hand

right now.

So Mr. Justin has been charged with aggravated battery.

I hope this guy's arm, I hope he gets ambulatory with that arm again because Mr. Justin

is going to be looking at a real long time in jail.

The thing that really jumped out at me is not so much that he had a machete tattooed under his eye.

I'm sure you have several people in your family who have that.

Well, the right eye, not the left eye.

Right, right.

But, I mean, do you, how do you casually walk around with a machete that's not really, you know, all that visible?

...