I'm Claire Fallon and I'm Emma Gray and this is Love to See It, an obsessively detailed

recap podcast about reality dating shows like The Bachelor and other pop culture that makes us laugh, cry, and curse the patriarchy.

We can't live with these shows and we can't live without them, but we can break down every juicy moment and unpack all the weird messages these shows send us about love, sex, and dating.

I'm the girl from the stock trop, love and fire. Can you keep up? I like love.

Welcome to Love to See It, a podcast about a show that's so long I've forgotten what happened at the beginning of the week by the end of the week.

We had four hours of Bachelor in Paradise this week and they were so chaotic.

I don't even know how to talk about what happened, but we are going to try. I finished taking the notes I looked back at the top of the notes, and I was like, what?

I don't remember any of this exactly.

Full black out and unfortunately per the schedule looks like we're in for four hours of television until the show ends.

I feel like this is just a great example of how they managed to take everything that you love about the franchise and ruin it.

We're always like, oh my god, paradise. We're so excited. We love paradise. And then they make it four hours of paradise.

Well, now you ruined it. Now I'm not looking forward to it anymore.

I just want to sit with some of the things that happen.

Right. There's never any sitting. I need some space.

Let's start right in with episode two. This week, of course, it's the second episode. We finally get our goofy sitcom intros.

Truly one of my favorite things about about this show.

Yeah.

A couple of standouts, Shanei, happily watching a giant bonfire burn. That was creative. We've never seen one quite like that before.

Hunter getting pelted with toilet paper rolls.

She's really committed to the idea. She should have said no to at least one of these toilet paper based.

I'm just hoping that she gets some like IBS medication spawn con at least out of this.

Yeah. I hope that is like that is like that.

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