Dylan and Hannah have a beautiful fantasy about going on walks and wearing cutoff sweatshirts.

They are truly made for each other. Like, you're one on earth are they talking about?

He's like, I just want to, you know, you know, I can wear like a cutoff sweatshirt.

That would be the dream. Dylan, dream bigger in my life.

Welcome to Here to Make Friends, a half post podcast about the Bachelor franchise,

where we lovingly snark on the Bachelor and Bachelor adjacent shows.

Whether you love the Bachelor or love to hate it, we're here to break down every single delicious

moment with you. I'm Emma Gray and I'm Claire Fallon.

Today is a real marathon for us, right Claire? I don't know what you're talking about, Emma.

Would you like to film me in a little bit more? Oh, I guess I was referring to the several

hours of BIP we watched last night. And then the podcast will be recording literally right now.

And then the video will be recording and then the live show will be doing.

The live show. That's so interesting. Let's talk a little bit more about that before we get started.

We will be doing a live show at the Grammar Seat Theatre tonight in New York City.

And we will be joined by the wonderful hilarious Phoebe Robinson. You may know her from Tudor Queens.

And there are still some tickets available. So if you're in the city and have nothing

else to do and nothing else, I mean, listen, it's the Wednesday after Labor Day weekend.

Who has plans tonight? You know, swing by and join us. It's going to be a lot of fun.

And that's not all. We're coming to Chicago on September 25th. We'll be at the Newport Theatre

recapping episode four of season one of the Bachelor. And we're so so excited for a super,

super fun show. We're definitely going to be tapping into that very deep well of

Chicago-based Bachelor Nation talent. It's so exciting to finally get to like

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