Tajwan screams at the ocean, but like, finally, JP Jan Haley returned from their date,

and Tajwan is like, I hope Tajwan Paul Jones can still happen.

It will not. If you want delivery of the narration of like you being so serious about it,

but like what you're like, Tajwan yells at the ocean and that like, it's just you moving eye,

like saying it's so factually correct, it's like I'm dying. Like I'm just peeing my pants laughing.

Like I need you to vio. This is very serious. This is serious business. Okay.

Welcome to Here to Make Friends, a half post podcast about the bachelor franchise,

where we lovingly snark on the bachelor and bachelor adjacent shows. Whether you love the

bachelor or love to hate it, we're here to break down every single delicious moment with you.

I'm Emma Gray and I'm Claire Fallon.

So before we get started, I think Claire and I just owe a whole group of people a deep apology.

Everyone who's ever been invited on our podcast, honestly, I feel terrible.

Anyone who I've ever mentioned the podcast to, I'm sorry. It was really manipulative.

Yeah, it was. And you know, we're about to do it again because before we get started,

we have to talk about our live show. And like, the nausea is just rising in my throat,

thinking about doing this. Like I fully acknowledge that we are bad people, but we're also going

to move forward with this. Yeah. So let's talk about this. We're coming back to New York City for

our third live show. We're going to be at the Grammar C theater on Wednesday, September 4th.

That's a week from today. And we're going to be joined by the wonderful hilarious Phoebe Robinson

of Tudor Queens fan to dissect yet another vintage episode season one, episode three. And I think

it might be the most dramatic episode yet. It really is. And if you came, we're listening to our first

NYC show. Don't worry. This is all new content this time. We're talking about the first ever one

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