Papa Long Dick

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2023

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

The boys are back to yell about decorative towels, cucking your own pee, and ding dong ditching a cooter. They also figure out what women think about during sex and hear from a listener that met her boyfriends dad in a weird-ass way.

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0:00.0	She has herpes. No, I have herpes. Do I have HB? I don't know. Oh my god.
0:04.0	Dude, that's a threat of jelly beans. What are those? Are these beans or jelly?
0:07.9	Peanut butter and jelly. God, sounds so good. I'm starving. Am I hungry?
0:11.2	Absolutely. Do you sound like you're fast-forwarding through a stiff sock set?
0:13.2	I'm sorry.
0:15.2	Dude, I have a new, I'm in love with a woman. She doesn't know it.
0:20.3	Whoa. Huh? Dude, you guys know the singer, Kelly Uches?
0:24.4	Yeah. I've never seen a picture of it.
0:26.6	What a fucking hot to me. Kelly Uches? You know who that is?
0:29.6	Uh-huh. She's so hot. I know who Kelly Ubere is. He's hot as fuck.
0:33.6	Oh. But this thing came up on my YouTube was her singing Lama, Lama Red Hood,
0:41.6	Pajama, but in her voice, have you heard her voice before? It's perfect. It's gorgeous.
0:46.6	Can we watch this? Uh, yeah, it's patron. I saved it for this.
0:49.7	But dude, her seeing this... I have to see a picture of him.
0:53.2	I want her to be my... I want her to be my... the mother to my child.
0:56.7	This lady?
0:58.7	The glass is a little mosh, but...
1:00.7	I love the rap and charm of the real story with this mosh.
1:07.1	I mean, does that do not do?
1:08.4	I mean, no, it does a lot. Dude, like her voice is really hot.
1:11.4	Her voice is insanely good. She has a couple of songs that I tell her like,
1:14.7	create her, she's very... I would love her.
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