so you're not emotionally available

um i feel like for the right person i would be emotionally available but

that's everyone everyone's like oh i'm just like you know not looking for anything serious

what that actually means is it's not you bitch

hey girl you trying to hit this

oh you know exactly what I need.

Well, welcome back, you filthy fucking stoners.

Good morning, good afternoon, whatever the fuck time it is, wherever you are.

Welcome back to two girls when blunt.

Hell yeah. We're high. We just smoked a blunt.

You always roll fatties, Victoria. I don't know. Am I not supposed to? No, you were absolutely encouraged. Okay. I'm like, I don't know what they want for me. I just do it. I don't ask. You're doing great. Thank you. Do you know how disappointing it is, though, when you tell somebody else to roll a blunt? And this isn't me to you. This is when I tell someone who, like, random comes in to roll a blunt, or they offer to roll a blot? And they roll, like, the skinniest blunt. Can't share it. Yeah, I'm like, that's just for you. That's what they're used to. You know.

Maybe they're just trying to be respectful with your weed, but no, be disrespectful with my weed. Exactly. Or it's their weed and I'm like, I see you. You know I just, we just rolled two of our, like, blunts of our own weed. Oh, that's not. Yeah. You're kicked out of that. That's not cute. Yeah. You're not invited anymore. One time I went on a yacht, and we'll introduce you after this, one time I went on a yacht,

and I brought caviar blunts or caviar joints.

And I was smoking everyone up the whole yacht time. And it's the end of the night and these three girls are passing on a blunt.

And so, like,

I obviously put my hand out because the whole reason they've been high is from our weed.

And that's very expensive, like, nice weed. And the girl literally said, sorry, like, we don't have a lot of weed. We're not sharing. And this bitch. And one of the other people yelled at her. And they were like, she's the only reason we all got high today. And she was like, oh, okay. Yeah. Like a typical Miami girl on a fucking boat. And I was like, she was also like 19. Oh. You know. But I was just like, you little shit. She doesn't know yet.

I hate people like that.

I don't know.

But you know who I love?

Who you're going to love today?

Our girl, Big Victoria Fonseca!

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