Muscle Memory for Sluts?

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2023

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Happy fucking Tuesday! It's Tuesday, and we're back with another episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt pod. Is everyone from your hometown getting married too? Here's how to cope! Get high. Emily discusses how she thinks she's lost her dick sucking skills, and Jaime reminds her that what you have lost you can always gain back. Do men purposefully point out spots we've missed on shaving to fuck with us, or do they genuinely just say shit off the top of their heads... the girls relive their childhoods...

Transcript

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0:00.0	You think everyone deserves to be loved?
0:01.8	Duh.
0:02.5	Well, maybe not like...
0:04.9	That's hopeful.
0:05.5	That's hopeful.
0:06.3	Maybe not, like, really bad people.
0:08.6	No, everybody deserves to be loved.
0:11.4	Jeffrey Dahmer?
0:12.6	If he had been loved more, would he have been Jeffrey Dahmer?
0:15.9	Jeffrey Epstein.
0:17.0	These are a lot of Jeffries.
0:18.2	They're sensing a pattern.
0:19.6	My old boss, Jeffrey. Oh, Jeffrey. Fuck Jeffries. I'm sensing a pattern. My old boss, Jeffrey.
0:21.7	Oh, Jeffrey.
0:22.6	Fuck Jeffries.
0:24.1	So, if your name is Jeffrey, go fuck yourself.
0:27.9	Yeah.
0:30.5	Hey, girl, you trying to hit this?
0:32.9	You know exactly what I need.
0:37.8	Bro, I just found out my little brother got engaged.
0:41.7	Really?
0:42.8	Yeah.
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