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Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.

I'm Baylor F. Jessie Thorn.

This week, Pantaloon A C. Seth and Stephen are colleagues in a Broadway show.

During their rehearsal period, Seth noticed a handsome pair of pants lying on the floor

of their rehearsal studio.

Something that it belonged to someone else, he left it behind.

After several months, he plucked the pants from a lost and found box, presuming then that

they were abandoned.

Then one day, Seth's co-worker, Stephen, accused him of stealing the pants in things only

got more contentious from there.

In this case of finders and losers, who will keep and who will weep.

See what man can decide.

Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.

All of you know what I stand for, what I believe.

I believe in the truth of the book of Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy, Joshua's

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