Hey folks, this is Kevin speaking to you from an incredibly noisy hotel lobby in Portland, Oregon.

On this week's episode you will hear Chris Gathering.

Why is there always blood on our sheets and I was like, oh, because I shit blood.

And she was like, how long has this been going on?

And I was like since 2012 and she was like, what?

And I was like, yeah, I think it may be it'll clear up on its own.

And she's like, go see a fucking doctor.

But before that, when you think about the best time to go to the post office,

you're probably guessing before work, after work, during lunch, you're wrong motherfucker.

That's when it's most crowded.

Everyone's going at that time.

The truth is there's no convenient time to go to the post office.

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