Hey folks, this is Kevin. On this week's episode of Riskyle here, Danny Feltz.

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Hello kids, this is RISK. The show where people tell true stories they never thought they'd

dare to share. I'm Kevin Allison and this is Kevin McCloud. Behind me now, we're calling this week's

episode live from Portland to, even though it's actually the third time we've been to Portland. I'm

I'm of the confused. I don't know. We've had a lot of episodes at this point and it's getting a

little hard. I'm not a library. Do I look like a librarian? I do. I do look a little like a

library like a steaming hot bulbous ginger manatee-esque librarian. But thank goodness I'm all that

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