Pampered Princess Thinks Poverty Is Easy | Financial Audit

Financial Audit

Caleb Hammer

Education, Investing, Business, Self-improvement

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🗓️ 12 September 2025

⏱️ 91 minutes

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0:00.0	Say hello to the next generation of Zendesk AI agents built to deliver resolutions for everyone. Loved by over 10,000 companies, Zendesk AI agents easily deploy in minutes to resolve 30% of interactions instantly. That's the Zendesk AI effect. Find out more at Zendesk.com. To watch episodes of Financial Audit a week earlier, check us out on YouTube. If you're pissed off in something, what is it that you're pissed off at? Sometimes when I watch episodes and you're like a therapist to people, that's great. But then other times you're like just stop spending. You can tell me all day to stop spending, but how do I do that? This morning, I woke up to a negative balance on my business. Your business is a failure. Go get a real job. I don't know. What? I don't care what you want. No, no, no, no, no. Is this about the rest of your life and your fucking kid? No, thank you.
0:40.7	Okay, then, no. Is this about the rest of your life and your
0:39.1	kid? No, thank you. Okay, then give up and die in poverty. I don't care. The tools to change your life
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0:52.4	Sign up for the annual version and I'll send you my budget-friendly cookbook that can't be purchased anywhere else and I'll personally sign it and mail it directly to you. Download the dollar-wise budgeting app today and take advantage of your free trial. Hi, I'm Jessica. I'm 34 years old. I'm from Miami, Florida, and this is financial audit.
1:11.3	Thanks for coming over to Austin from Miami. What do you do there for a living? Not a cheap city.
1:15.9	That is not a cheap city. Not even a little bit. What are you doing?
1:19.0	I am a business owner.
1:22.1	Good. Except every single time I've heard business owner from the state of Florida, they do absolutely nothing.
1:34.7	So please tell me there is an actual business here. There is. I started as a micro influencer. It's a micro influencer. Midget influencer? Well, I am pretty short, but no. It's
1:41.5	someone who doesn't have like a crazy following. But sometimes brands like that. So it actually did. What's not a crazy following? What constitutes is my? Less than 100,000 followers. Okay, sure. I guess, yeah, across all platforms. Yeah. It's my Twitter. It's my ex. I'm a micro influencer there. Yeah. a micro-influencer across, but it turned into a thing because I do know social media. So now I... What did it turn into? I get a little nervous when I hear a woman turning... Oh, no, no, no. Oh. No, I don't think it's what you're thinking. Okay.
2:35.1	Good. Booby Booty's all right. No, no, no. Good. Although I have thought about that. But no. It's 27,000 on Instagram, I'm being told. Okay. It's dropping by the day, though. Instagram is horrible. Dropping. Are you canceled? No, it's just. But people don't, like, lose followers. They do when they don't Like I didn't post for like two years
2:37.4	Okay I started this canceled? No, it's just... But people don't, like, lose followers. They do when they don't.
2:35.5	Like, I didn't post for like two years.
2:37.6	Okay, I started this other...
2:38.7	Well, you didn't post for two years.
2:39.5	Okay, yeah.
2:40.3	Hold on.
2:40.8	What do you do?
2:41.5	What is your business?
2:42.4	My business now is an online business management agency.
2:46.2	Okay, so people have businesses.
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