He Needs To Divorce Her | Financial Audit

Financial Audit

Caleb Hammer

Education, Investing, Business, Self-improvement

4.4 • 894 Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2025

⏱️ 92 minutes

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0:00.0	Say hello to the next generation of Zendesk AI agents built to deliver resolutions for everyone. Loved by over 10,000 companies, Zendesk AI agents easily deploy in minutes to resolve 30% of interactions instantly. That's the Zendesk AI effect. Find out more at Zendesk.com. To watch episodes of Financial Audit a week earlier, check us out on YouTube. He's a compulsive liar. Flat out, she can't trust you with money.
0:21.9	No.
0:22.0	That's pretty, heck.
0:22.9	Oh, fuck's sake.
0:23.2	Why?
0:23.5	Where the lack of trust come from?
0:24.7	She has a self-image problem. The second she sees me talking to somebody else. She's talking about just your coworkers. If I'm nice to somebody, I'm nice to somebody. She was flirting with him. Who? Who?
0:34.1	The worker.
0:35.2	Was she flirting with you?
0:36.2	Yeah.
0:36.6	Okay.
0:37.2	Just like completely switch up on the show.
0:39.3	I had to sit down after I walked away and said that I can't do this anymore. I can't do this anymore in terms of like relationship? Yeah. Maybe he will go fuck his coworker. The tools to change your life have just been upgraded. Download my budgeting app rebranded to dollar wise today and start
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1:10.2	Hi, I'm Crystal. I'm 22. I'm Dustin. I'm 24 years old. We're from Roswell, New Mexico.
1:15.5	And this is Financial Audit.
1:19.2	Whatever Colton runs the episode, we always have stripper names, don't we?
1:24.1	I'm not a stripper. I apologize. I'm not a stripper.
1:45.1	No, I love it. No, it's great. Dustin and Crystal, he found himself a stripper I apologize I'm not a stripper no I love it no it's great Dustin and Crystal he found himself a stripper took her home made her into a nice country girl it's a classic story it's oldest time all the time patriotism love it not really what do you do for a living crystal I'm a stay at stay-at-home mom. So you got the stripper pregnant?
2:02.6	Yes. Very fast. Okay. Didn't take long. Wait, you're 22. Stay-at-home mom? Okay, very good. How many kids? Just one. What's the age? He is two. Wow, so kid or 20. A little less than traditional these days. that means you better have a nice strong income in Roswell.
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