I'm Claire Parker and I'm Ashley Hamilton and this is Celebrity Memoir Book Club.

This is one of our last times announcing it but we are going to be headed to Portland and Seattle and Dallas and Austin in the next couple of days.

So if you live in one of those cities and you want to come hang out, you should probably come get a ticket now because if you wait three weeks we'll have left and then we won't come back for probably a while.

And Ashley, yes Claire.

If you were a celebrity and you wrote a memoir what would you call last week's memoir?

I want to call it setting the record straight. This isn't even a chapter of my memoir.

This feels like a VH1 special.

Yeah, I just want to use my time up top this week to set the record straight.

I have been getting more and more comments from people who say the way you talk about bug my dog, they say I think you're talking about some sort of crust punk of a dog.

They think I have one of those white purse dogs.

I think you have to clarify because to me a crust punk is the opposite of a white purse dog.

They're known for their crusty eyes.

Everyone goes, oh, I thought you had a crusty eye dog.

Okay, but I think a crust punk is like you do have a crust punk dog.

So I'm like confused.

Okay, well, she's not a crusty eyed designer dog.

She is a majestic American bully mix.

She is chocolate brown with golden highlights.

She literally shimmers in the sun.

She is a supermodel, a global sensation.

I just wanted to let people know because it be amount of people who think that she's either like a scraggly little rat dog or a human.

Something between the two.

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