Can I pull this off my heart and some sand?

I can't look if you want my heart, I'll just want my heart, I'll buy out of faith.

Baby, just ask me.

I'm Claire Parker and I'm Ashley Hamilton.

And this is Celebrity Memoir Book Club.

The podcast where we, Claire and Ashley, are reading a Celebrity Memoir and then searching through the pages to find one shred of information to tell you because it's not always there but it's better that we read it first so you know.

It's kind of like an Easter egg hunt where we're like, is there anything worth finding here this week?

It's debatable.

Okay, I'm gonna do all of our show announcements in the middle because I have a suspicion that a lot of people are blasting through the beginning part because sometimes you guys will be like,

oh my god, wait, but what are you doing a show in Austin and I'll be like, we have been actively promoting a show in Austin for five months now.

So you guys who listen up top extra credit to you, okay?

A star on your homework, a triple star on your homework because I appreciate that you stop being the good, but at least that's not fair.

I gave them one star, you're giving them three stars.

You're gonna give them any until you heard me do it.

Anyway, this is for you guys who listen up top.

I don't know when and I don't know how, but I will be randomly interrupting us to do our show announcements with the people who don't listen at the beginning.

And you guys can know ahead of time skip on through nothing new is coming because you guys did your homework.

You guys get silent reading in the back of the class.

The other people they're up top pop quiz.

Okay, Claire.

If you were to write a memoir and you were titling last week's chapter, what would you call it?

Oh no.

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