Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
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Manifest Media / TABLE READ
4.0 • 440 Ratings
🗓️ 22 April 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
Our three heroes are officially in over their heads.
After accidentally killing a rhinoceros that belonged to Pablo Escobar (yes, that Pablo Escobar), Charlie, Sam, and Marcus must scramble to replace the beast—or face the wrath of a very-much-alive crime lord.
Act Two turns the volume up on absurdity, as the guys tumble through hallucinogenic jungle rituals, cartel parties, DEA showdowns, a full-on rhino heist, and one unexpected monologue that might just save their lives.
Starring:
- Tim Friedlander as the Narrator
- Jim O'Heir as Charlie Bleeker – the neurotic, reluctant hero
- Darin Toonder as Marcus – the chaos agent with a trust fund and a dream
- Jeff Bergman as Sam – loyal, closeted, and occasionally clairvoyant
- Wayne Lopez as Pablo Escobar – the crime lord-turned-cheesemaker with a soft spot for rhinos
- Andrea Savo as Lucia – a badass Colombian cop who’s more Indiana Jones than law enforcement
- Keylor Leigh as Audrey – Charlie’s sharp-tongued, no-bullshit ex-wife
- Lynette Coll as Maria Chung Escobar – Pablo’s power-tripping wife with a hair-trigger temper
- Dustin Green as Agent Knowles – a DEA cowboy with a chip on his shoulder
- Holden Myers as Agent Martinez – the sidekick who really just wants empanadas
Written by Craig Goodwill & Sam Ruano, Pablo’s Rhino is a tequila-soaked thrill ride full of midlife panic, monkey knife fights, and unexpected heart.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Three clueless friends on a guy's trip to Colombia accidentally kill Pablo Escobar's beloved pet rhino, |
| 0:10.0 | luring the notorious drug lord out of hiding after years of being presumed dead. |
| 0:15.0 | Now, the hunters become the hunted, SFX of a creaking door slowly opening. |
| 0:21.5 | Then closing with a metallic clank. |
| 0:23.9 | Heavy boots scuff across the floor, |
| 0:26.0 | followed by a chair scraping as cartel guy sits down. |
| 0:29.7 | Shh, hey, |
| 0:31.2 | Tranquilo, man. |
| 0:32.3 | No to put nervous. |
| 0:33.8 | Okay, act one, amigo. |
| 0:36.2 | Act one left us on edge, no? |
| 0:38.3 | These poor wayvona's thinking they were in a relaxing little vacation, |
| 0:41.3 | and they go and shoot a damn weird on set us in the middle of the Colombian jungle. |
| 0:46.3 | We're the click of a gun being loaded. |
| 0:49.3 | The victim whimpers. |
| 0:51.3 | Then they realize, |
| 0:52.3 | Adios! |
| 0:53.3 | This isn't just any Reno. |
| 0:55.0 | This is Paolo Escobar's Reno. |
| 0:56.0 | And Pablo, |
| 0:59.0 | Romo has it, not so dead after all. |
| 1:03.0 | Let's listen and see if these idiotas can survive what comes next. |
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