Pablo's Rhino – Act Three
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🗓️ 26 June 2025
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
PABLO’S RHINO – ACT THREE
This is it. The rhino’s still dead. Pablo’s still insane. And our three idiots? They’re in way too deep… and now they’re in a musical.
Charlie’s hallucinating. Sam might be in love. Marcus definitely joins a jungle cult. And somehow, everyone’s singing. Yes, even Pablo. Yes, it slaps.
There’s a DEA sting gone sideways. A Colombian jungle rave with ayahuasca and jazz hands. A butt gets shot. A fake rhino gets stolen. And the final scene? Picture Book of Mormon on cocaine—if the choir was armed and one guy’s still pooping in a tree.
It’s sweaty. It’s stupid. It’s glorious.
This is Act Three of Pablo’s Rhino.
And it might just be our masterpiece.
Starring:
- Tim Friedlander as the Narrator
- Jim O'Heir as Charlie Bleeker – the neurotic, reluctant hero
- Darin Toonder as Marcus – the chaos agent with a trust fund and a dream
- Jeff Bergman as Sam – loyal, closeted, and occasionally clairvoyant
- Wayne Lopez as Pablo Escobar – the crime lord-turned-cheesemaker with a soft spot for rhinos
- Andrea Savo as Lucia – a badass Colombian cop who’s more Indiana Jones than law enforcement
- Keylor Leigh as Audrey – Charlie’s sharp-tongued, no-bullshit ex-wife
- Lynette Coll as Maria Chung Escobar – Pablo’s power-tripping wife with a hair-trigger temper
- Dustin Green as Agent Knowles – a DEA cowboy with a chip on his shoulder
- Holden Myers as Agent Martinez – the sidekick who really just wants empanadas
Written by Craig Goodwill & Sam Ruano, Pablo’s Rhino is a tequila-soaked thrill ride full of midlife panic, monkey knife fights, and unexpected heart.
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| 0:00.0 | Three clueless friends on a guy's trip to Colombia |
| 0:09.0 | accidentally kill Pablo Escobar's beloved pet rhino, |
| 0:13.0 | luring the notorious drug lord out of hiding after years of being presumed dead. |
| 0:18.0 | Now they have just two days to replace it or face Pablo's wrath. |
| 0:23.6 | Ah, there's some cool shit. Okay, okay. On to act two, Amigo. Here we go. |
| 0:29.6 | Pablo doesn't just let them off easy. No, no, no, no. He drops them out in the middle of nowhere and gives them an ultimatum. |
| 0:38.4 | You have two days to replace my precious rhino, or I eat your face. |
| 0:45.6 | Pablo's so crazy. |
| 0:49.0 | And for extra motivation, he's holding that cop, Charlie's sweet little crush as collateral. Keeps things |
| 0:57.0 | interesting, no? |
| 0:59.0 | Victim whimpers. Cartel guy spends a chamber one last time. |
| 1:04.0 | Silence. |
| 1:05.0 | Now, with this little delivery, get them back on Pablo's good side? Or have they just brought themselves one step closer to the grave? |
| 1:13.6 | Let's listen. |
| 1:16.6 | The deafening click of the trigger, followed by a gunshot. |
| 1:20.6 | Oops! |
| 1:24.6 | Act 3. Exterior Colombian Pueblo Day. Dirty street children play outside ramshackle |
| 1:31.9 | buildings. Hardworking men walk by, pushing wooden carts laden with scraps of metal. Women hang |
| 1:38.3 | clothes out to dry and gab as they pick through beans for the day's meal. A van pulls up and tosses |
| 1:43.8 | Charlie Marcus and Sam out before taking off in a cloud of dust. |
| 1:48.0 | Everyone on the street stops with sudden interest. |
| 1:51.1 | Two seconds later another van pulls up. |
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