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Stiff Socks

P*ss, P*ss, Pass

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.97.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on how Trev almost pulled a Michael in a deli, why getting dressed after sex is the right choice,  and how paper bag fuckin' is WILD. They also hear from a listener whose girlfriend has a super special talent.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm gonna start there.

0:02.1

I want butter chicken.

0:03.6

Well, I'm starving because I've only ate carbs all day.

0:06.5

And I'm not doing this out of like,

0:07.7

oh, I trained for the gym, carb up and then workout.

0:11.5

It just, I had carrot cake at 8 a.m. this morning.

0:14.8

You had carrot cake at 8 a.m.?

0:16.0

And a cauliflower taco, which was a leftover one

0:18.4

from yesterday.

0:20.4

I need protein.

0:21.3

I'm whittling away.

0:22.3

Wendling, dwindling.

0:23.4

Dwindling and windling.

0:24.4

You decide.

0:25.3

Whittling is one.

0:26.5

Whittling is that where you take wooden carpet?

0:28.1

Yes.

0:29.1

It's sad.

0:30.1

It's also funny that people are gonna like,

0:31.7

oh man, you see that tree?

0:33.2

Now they make an arm more.

0:34.8

How the fuck do you do that?

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