This is the Friends Vistue Debating Society.

I'm John Batchewitt, Jeremy Zachis of New South Wales, the number two city in the Australian

continent.

We go now to the Reptile Report.

It's bad enough that they have venomous snakes that you will certainly have a bad day

if you don't get to the hospital within an hour.

One of course is the Eastern Brown Snake, then there's the Great Eastern Brown Snake.

There is the Red Belly Black Snake.

There's the boa constrictor that will just starve your trusted poodle of oxygen and otherwise

as harmless lives in the avic, only mouses, good heavens.

However, the Australians have so accustomed themselves to snakes, reptiles, to try to kill

you.

They've invented words to describe them.

I'd say that the way they invent words is to make them not hostile by making them more

funny than anything else.

Jeremy, I go now to the report about New Dictionary Words in Australia.

What is a murder noodle?

Yes, John.

Now, let me introduce you to the murder noodle.

This is quintessentially Australian.

Basically, what a murder noodle is is any venomous snake.

Any venomous snake.

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