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Distorted View Daily

Oxygenate Your Testicles

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2023

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:45:10.45 Tony Danza Is In Hot Water! 00:11:22:18.16 A New Cross Dressing Grandma Slave! 00:15:05:09.78 Finding A Naked Man Standing On Your Car 00:19:06:09.33 A Fake Tansracial Councilman 00:23:48:24.44 Get A Deeper Voice AND Oxygenate Your Testicles 00:28:36:16.75 Sign Up For The Sideshow 00:30:04:19.26 Teachers Force Student To Eat His Own Vomit 00:34:23:00.00 The “Burn 80% Off Your Body Off” TikTok Challenge 00:37:53:23.18 Frozen Dick Island 00:40:32:00.77 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending BE A PART OF […]

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0:00.0

Freaks, it's Monday, May 1st, 2023, coming up on the program today, making your students

0:06.0

eat vomit.

0:07.0

Plus, how not to handle a naked man jumping on your car?

0:10.6

It's the day Tony Danza's been wishing for since 1995, he's back in the news for all

0:16.0

the wrong reasons.

0:17.0

And a giant floating dick and nuts!

0:22.7

Shorted-view daily, proudly presents unsavory superstar Jimmy Mitchell singing his classic

0:31.1

cover of Mac The Knife.

0:34.4

All the shark bite has such teeth there, and it shows him a pearly white, just a giant

0:49.8

knife has all my teeth bite, and it keeps it out of bite.

1:01.3

You know when that shark bite, with his teeth dare, garlic veil over, start to spread,

1:15.2

fancy gloves on, where's all my teeth bite?

1:21.2

So there's never, never a trace of red.

1:28.2

Now on the sidewalk, a whole sunny morning hour, rise the body, just ooze in life.

1:39.8

Hey, it's um one, naked in, round the corner, could that someone be Mac The Knife?

1:53.9

A dare, the fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck down by the river, don't you know?

2:00.9

Where is the man, just drooping on down, whoa, that the man is just, is there for a white

2:12.7

deer, a nail by my deer, the black and white.

2:28.7

This is The Distorted View Show with Tim Hanson.

2:31.7

Welcome to 1-800-Alt-Home.

2:35.7

The vagina is full of eggs.

2:41.7

Christian now fears his flatulence, kind of peanut butter eggs.

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