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Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Promo Code “FREAK” AdamAndEve.Com 50% Off! 00:00:30:04.43 Introduction 00:02:52:06.04 1990’s Advertising: Medication | WATCH 90’S COMMERCIALS 00:06:10:01.22 Big Gay Baby And Their Band Of Merry Idiots 00:15:15:15.14 Door To Door Salesman Cusses Out Homeowner 00:17:13:05.35 Fruit Stealing Livestreaming Gets Arrested For Petty Produce Pilfering 00:21:07:06.08 Working Drunk At A Chevy Dealership – Arrested | WATCH 00:31:36:05.03 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:32:53:24.33 RIP Jerry Springer! 00:38:42:06.08 Bullet Lodged In Clitoris 00:42:20:24.25 Withholding Rent Because Of The […]

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0:10.8	the room.
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0:25.7	order.
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0:32.2	28th.
0:33.2	2023 coming up on the program today.
0:35.0	A blue face big gay baby is helping to set back the LGBTQ movement by a few decades.
0:40.4	Plus, calling a potential customer a cunt is a bold sale strategy, getting dragged out
0:45.4	of a Chevy dealership shit faced and pulling out a bullet lodged in your clint.
0:52.4	Storted you daily proudly presents great moments in phone sex introduction messages.
1:00.2	If you had me look like a nasty, classy, fucking bitch, but underneath I'm nothing but
1:06.6	a fucking little whore.
1:08.0	My mama, oh she didn't care what I hold myself out of not, that I did.
1:14.4	And my daddy used my best fucking customer.
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1:24.6	whore.
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