Own a Piece of Hell, Michigan + Adam Sandler’s Sweatsuit Scandal
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
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🗓️ 28 May 2026
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
Today’s daily comedy adventure starts with an actual real estate listing from the underworld itself: Hell, Michigan is officially for sale. That’s right — for the low, low price of $625,000, you too can own seven acres of pure Midwestern chaos complete with a wedding chapel, mini golf, souvenir shop, and an ice cream stand called “The Crematory.” Because apparently somebody looked at a normal small-town business plan and said, “Needs more eternal damnation.”
The gang debates whether Hell is secretly a genius investment opportunity, whether Lern should become mayor of Hell, and how long before somebody turns the whole thing into a TikTok influencer commune with haunted goat yoga and craft IPA flights called “Satan’s Hazy Delight.”
Then things get appropriately weird in Crap On Celebrities:
- Adam Sandler causes internet drama by showing up to his wife’s red carpet premiere dressed like he just wandered out of a Knicks tailgate.
- Gayle King once again denies she and Oprah are secretly together, while Rizz remains approximately 0% convinced.
- Cindy Crawford reveals a longtime eyelid condition and somehow still looks better than the rest of humanity combined.
- Sam Elliott confirms he’s basically been the voice of America for decades thanks to Smokey Bear.
- A Perfect Circle drops new music for the first time in eight years.
- Jared Leto apparently wants your eyeballs now with a bizarre iris-scanning concert ticket system because regular Ticketmaster misery wasn’t dystopian enough.
- Jon Hamm stars in what might become the greatest movie premise ever: a woman desperately trying to cash in her celebrity hall pass before her marriage collapses.
And then… possibly the dumbest and greatest moment of the show:
Lern unveils her absolutely unhinged patriotic remix promoting America’s 250th birthday celebration featuring CNC Music Factory, Vanilla Ice, Flo Rida, Milli Vanilli, and enough early-90s energy drinks to restart the economy. Honestly, if this lineup doesn’t scream “government-funded county fair energy,” nothing does.
Also:
- Back In The Day trivia
- Rocky III nostalgia
- Gary Coleman conspiracy talk
- Why nobody should ever trust “orb technology”
- Why Phil Hartman’s story is still heartbreaking
- The return of weird celebrity AI recreations
- And somehow Bedman & Throbbin enters the conversation because this show legally cannot behave itself for more than six consecutive minutes.
This daily comedy episode is exactly what happens when a funny morning show has unrestricted access to microphones, caffeine, and internet headlines that sound fake but somehow aren’t.
If you love weird news, sarcastic humor, celebrity nonsense, and St. Louis radio chaos, congratulations — you found your people. This daily comedy trainwreck rolls on weekdays whether society is prepared or not.
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