Mama Bear Beat Down, Chess Boxing & The Weirdest Game of “Three and Five” Yet
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 28 May 2026
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
Today’s daily comedy show starts with one of the wildest survival stories we’ve heard in a while: a Portland mom grabs a stick and chases an intruder out of her house after hearing threats against her family. Naturally, this immediately turns into a debate about whether “crazy meets crazy” is actually a legitimate life strategy… which, according to Lern, it absolutely is. Honestly? She may have a point. Or she may just want an excuse to scream at strangers in Target. Jury’s still out.
Then the gang discovers the existence of chess boxing — yes, actual boxing mixed with speed chess — proving once again that humans were never meant to have free time. Imagine trying to remember your opening strategy immediately after getting punched in the face by a guy named Vlad who definitely owns fingerless gloves. St. Louis might officially be the perfect city for this nonsense considering we’ve got boxing history AND the Chess Hall of Fame. We’re basically one monocle away from hosting the national championships.
The chaos keeps rolling during “Three and Five,” where listeners somehow turn simple trivia into complete psychological warfare. Contestants debate whether wasabi counts as a sauce, dip, condiment, or emotional experience. Somebody accidentally invents a new sex position called “backwards cowboy.” Another contestant confidently uses “Abbey Road” as a Beatles song title. And somehow Hong Kong Fooey becomes the hero of the entire segment.
Also in today’s episode:
- Vanna White being worth WAY more money than anybody expected
- Why reverse cowgirl somehow became a group discussion at 8AM
- Fast food mascots under pressure
- Why construction workers apparently fear Final Destination in real life
- The most stressful toothpaste question ever asked on live radio
- Rizz trying to define wasabi like a culinary professor nobody asked for
- Lern defending chaos with the confidence of someone who absolutely owns decorative swords
This daily comedy show somehow combines weird news, ridiculous listener moments, pop culture nonsense, accidental relationship therapy, and the exact amount of sarcastic humor your brain probably didn’t need before work — but got anyway.
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