Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

Okay, here are the questions. For Malcolm, do you think that the original P-taped dossier

will prove to be true? Well, we know what he's talking about. He's talking about Christopher

Steele's dossier, where he claims that there was a tape worth prostitutes. You're

relating on a hotel bet. And Trump did address that with coming. Yeah, I said this on

TV the other day, but there was much more to the tape. Right, there's the peeing. Sure,

but all the horrible things that were in the dossier, a legend that he was going to get

a $19 billion pay off from Russ Nath, a legend that he was going to be spying on Russian

oligarchs in the United States, all of these things. You should not be calling the former

director of the FBI and going, no, the P-tapes not true. Right. I said this on Chris A. It's

copped to the hookers. Right. Right. The rest of that dossier. Right. He's bad. Right.

Exactly. It's the least of it. Right. And he's already sort of inoculated on that issue.

We've already seen the Hollywood access tape. If people elected him after that, the hooker

is as less. Okay. Let's see. Eddie, what is your favorite country to perform in? And

which, yeah, that's fascinating. You perform in four languages. What are the languages?

Spanish, German, French. My French is pretty good, my German's getting the Spanish just started,

but got a amazing range of countries I can go and play. But comedy is so delicate. I mean,

it's hard to do it in your own language. How can you do it in a language where it's not

your first language? It just works. I mean, I've got this joke in English. Caesar,

about Juliusius. Caesar, do you ever think you would end up as a salad? And in French,

it's exactly the same. Caesar, it's never been as good as a salad. And they laugh at exactly

the same place. And in German, the verb goes at the end of the sentence. So it's even

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