Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

Thank you very much. Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Oh my gosh.

Thank you. Thank you. I think I know why you're happy tonight. Say that every but I really

know this time because it came out today. Just today Amazon is buying whole foods. You

will be getting kale delivered right to your door. It's liberal Christmas everyone. Liberal.

Now the other reason you're probably happy is this Donald Trump. I've even been following

what this guy's up to. For months he has been absolutely obsessed with harassing every

single law enforcement official in the federal government to tell everybody I'm not under

personal investigation. Not personal investigation. Tell everybody. Well now he's under

personal investigation. That's the big story that happened this week. The charge is obstructed

him justice and it was the typical pattern we have seen with the news. The Washington

Post acting on leaks broke this story around 5 p.m. A few days ago Fox News spent all

night trying to debunk it and then Trump himself confirms it during his 4 a.m. poop tweet.

You know then the other news outlets were all trying to confirm this but why at 3.55 a.m.

Trump tweeted now they go for obstruction of justice. Nice. This is like Watergate if deep

throat was Nixon. Usually these federal investigations go slowly. Not this one. Special

prosecutor Robert Miller has already hired 13 lawyers with plans to hire a lot more. He

is so far up. Trump's ass. He had to ask Putin to scoot over. And and Muller and his

team have already found a clue that Trump fired Komi to stop the Russian investigation.

It's the time Trump went on TV and said I fired Komi to stop the Russian investigation

with the clue. He's a master criminal this job. So you know panic is the word that they're

using him about what's going on at the White House. Everybody is lowering up. Trump's lawyer

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