Out of This World

Roy's Job Fair

Comedy Central

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 816 Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2021

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

A former NASA employee shares her unconventional trek and how you can work there too. Actress Faiven Feshazion releases the emotional weight of being a token Black woman at a major retailer that only wanted to exploit her. Ahhh, Gov. Cuomo! The team reflects on the awkward parts of still showing up to work after resigning. Speaking of NASA, how would the gravity on the planet Mars affect one's erection? @Rod4Short shares his insights. Climate science is a BIG deal, 4C hair is STRONG yet fragile, and caffeine –the workplace drug of choice–is the center of the ‘Scam of the Week.’

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0:00.0	As a kid growing up in Chicago, there was one horror movie I was too scared to watch.
0:04.8	It was called Candyman. It was about this supernatural killer who'd attack his victims if they
0:09.5	said his name five times into a bathroom mirror. But did you know that the movie Candyman
0:13.9	was partly inspired by an actual murder? I was struck by both how spooky it was, but also how outrageous it was.
0:22.9	Listen to Candyman, the true story behind the bathroom mirror murder, starting October 3rd,
0:27.7	wherever you get your podcasts.
0:30.7	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:34.1	Oh, man.
0:41.3	Try with you. Every now and then, Jacqueline,
0:43.3	there's one of these that you hate to do, you know?
0:47.3	Because if somebody you had hoped better for,
0:49.3	you expect it better from them.
0:53.3	Now hiring the state of New York You expect it better from them.
0:59.8	Now hiring, the state of New York is looking for a governor.
1:15.6	After governor Andrew Cuomo resigned from mounting pressures from repeated allegations of sexual harassment. Uh-huh.
1:16.6	Uh-uh.
1:17.6	Boy, what a difference a year makes, huh?
1:21.6	You know, we talked about this.
1:22.6	He was trying to make himself look presidential, but New York isn't hiring, Roy.
1:28.3	Oh, yes.
1:29.3	Do they have a governor?
1:30.3	Yes.
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