It’s Mandatory Feat. Spice Adams and Affion Crockett

Roy's Job Fair

Comedy Central

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 816 Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2021

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

The funny #AF duo Spice Adams and Affion Crockett chop it up with the team, a physician working to end violence in his world-renowned hometown prescribes a long-term fix and offers up a six-figure salary to do the job. The chaos in the world further impacts the job market while some employees are at each other’s throats about mandatory vaccinations! The need for COVID screeners is on the rise from coast to coast, the Delta Variant is NOT a sorority you want to join, and @Rod4Short flexes his diplomatic muscle to settle an argument.

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0:00.0	John Stewart here.
0:00.9	Unbelievable exciting news.
0:02.2	My new podcast, The Weekly Show.
0:04.5	We're going to be talking about the election, economics, ingredient to bread ratio, on sandwiches.
0:11.3	Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast.
0:16.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:19.1	Another week.
0:20.6	Another job fair. Don't worry, Jacqueline. This week, another job fair.
0:22.3	Don't worry, Jacqueline. This week isn't about sex.
0:25.6	Okay. Now hiring. The Minnesota Vikings are looking to hire a new assistant coach
0:32.1	after the coach decided, step down. When he found out that they was going must vaccinate your ass if you're going to be a part of this organization what was it a religious reason or i would rather catch covid then fuck around with y'all and y'all vaccine policies
0:54.5	kiss my ass
0:55.6	so he's-you-anjo 5G phones
0:58.2	that's what he said
0:59.0	he's leaving millions on the table
1:01.4	he could catch coaches
1:03.0	millions millions he's an assistant coach
1:05.1	I mean I don't know what they made
1:07.5	but he got enough to pay off that Kia Stinger
1:09.8	he drives I mean you know he's good
1:11.5	he guys ikea either way it's a good job and he's gonna leave it he chose to step away
1:17.7	you know that's what's starting to happen on his banditory vaccine policies he's about his morals
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