out of principle

Delusional Diaries

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Society & Culture, Talk Radio

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🗓️ 16 October 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

after some tough days separated from each other, this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are back and as unfiltered as ever: kicking things off with workout confessions, liposuction ultimatums, and the anxiety-inducing chaos of showing up late to a class for the first time ever. between accountability pacts and post-gym soreness, the girls dive into the unglamorous side of “getting it together” while keeping it real (and hilarious) about body image, burnout, and self-motivation.

then, things get storytime-level juicy: Halley recaps her dreamy trip across London and Copenhagen, complete with vintage shopping, hotel surprises, and airport drama that had her going to war (verbally) with line-cutters. Jaz shares her TSA horror story and why sometimes principle is all that matters, while both reflect on love, long-distance friendship, and more…

rounding it out, the girls get chatty about Kris Jenner’s facelift, the return of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, and the never-ending New York winter blues. from AI conspiracies to apartment glow-ups and kitchen haters, it’s a full catch-up episode of chaos, confidence, and everything you could dream of: the ultimate comfort listen for anyone who loves a good rant, a little delusion, and a lot of laughter!

Timestamps

0:16 - Jaz’s confession

7:05 - The most amount of time we ever spent apart

14:04 - The flight back and airport horror stories

27:10 - Hypotheticals

33:04 - Winter scaries

35:37 - Block block block

45:22 - Bitching hour

47:13 - Face lifts and VS Fashion Show

50:45 - Childhood jealousy

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0:00.0	Hi, guys. Welcome back to another episode of Delusional Diaries podcast. I'm Hallie.
0:16.6	And I'm Jazz. And I have something to come clean about. Well, I'm coming clean very early.
0:22.1	Let me be very clear about that.
0:23.9	I have decided that I'm going to really commit to exercising for the next three months.
0:30.6	If I don't lose 20 pounds, I'm getting liposuction.
0:33.8	By the new year?
0:34.5	Yeah.
0:35.4	That's like two months from me.
0:36.4	Yeah, is.
0:38.5	And you're,
0:45.1	I have gained over 20 pounds. I've just gained the weight pretty evenly, to be quite honest. And I'm just, I'm very unhappy. I'll be for real with you guys. It's just not my truth. Um,
0:51.4	I'm really putting in the effort. I went to work out today. You did. I got up at 6 a.m. I went to physique 57 for the very first time. First of all, I was not aware yesterday when I agreed to this that it was an hour long workout. That was a surprise. I was sweating. But I did actually enjoy it. I will say that. It's like a good, it's not easy, but it's hard,
1:12.6	but it's like a good, like you're not sweating. It's not a crazy, you know.
1:16.6	Yeah. I will say, I told Hall of like once you get back from your trip, take me with you to go
1:24.2	exercise because I need to like go with someone and I'm really putting in the
1:28.0	work I had a liposuction console and I was like I'm really going to try like really really try
1:32.6	prior to this and I used to like exercise way more frequently that I do now and even if I wasn't like
1:39.2	going to a workout class I was walking a lot I will say I've traveled so much this year. I've been so thrown off my routine. I'm just like physically exhausted. And I've just been eating and like not great mentally that I just like don't feel good. Yeah. So that's I'm just letting you guys know like please keep me accountable on the whole working out thing. But like if I work out really hard for the next three months and I don't lose the 20 pounds that I've gained, I will be going under the knife. Okay, period. That's just
2:06.5	where I'm at. And I feel like I'm making transparent with you. If I work that hard for three months
2:11.1	and doesn't happen, don't be surprised when you see me posted in LIPO. Okay. Period.
2:16.2	Just wanted to put that out there. Love that. That's so valid.
2:20.5	I'm also working out again tomorrow. Wow. Here I go. That's a bloody workout. Yeah.
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