Greetings, six minutes, podcast listening humans. It is I, the Interconnected

Voice-ated Network,

Your Podcast Pal, Ivan.

The following recording was made on cassette tape

in late summer 1987 by Cyrus Sanders

while he was missing from our timeline.

The recordings have been digitized, edited, and scored for your listening pleasure.

And now, without further ado, I present Cyrus the Lost tapes. Lost tapes.

Testing. testing.

testing.

Hello tape recorder.

Um, Angel here.

Don't know why I'm recording, but Cyrus seems to think it helps him.

And since I can't erase it now, I may as well add in my two cents while Cyrus puts our plan in motion.

Oh right, he probably didn't have time to tell you.

We have a plan now.

I mean, I think it's we.

I honestly feel, well, as lost as Cyrus feels, I'm guessing. Think of it this way. I'm like

11, right? And I have this crazy ability to dig into someone's brain and control them.

But I mean, half the time, I don't even know I'm doing it.

I know I can hurt people with this power, but Cyrus thinks that maybe I can help people too.

Anyway, if that wasn't enough, now he has this rock that can basically stop my powers from working.

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