testing, testing. Hello, here we are again with another free podcast to inform the lovely

people of the world about our upcoming audio book, The Ricky Gervais Guide to the Arts.

Now, we cover everything in this episode to do with art from Da Vinci through to every

day people just, you know, brightening up their lives, putting up a picture of something

talking of which walking here today and in the street was one of those security

vans, one of those big armoured security vans and it was parked outside a bank. I think

people must have been in there getting their money because it was empty, but I could see

through past the driver's seat and they'd left the door to the sort of the cage open at

the back, the big security and on the wall was a nudie picture from a porn magazine.

Yeah, just put up there. Now, so there's a bloat driving and the bloat in the back goes

red to keep you look out for, anyways, what do you think we're going to get hit? No,

no, I'm just going to have a quick wink. What? Just have a quick wink, you know, it gets

lonely and about with all this money. Well, don't, don't, don't wink when we're good.

Well, what if we're robbed now? Well, I'll start winking if the robber's coming,

but at the moment I'm looking at a new lane, I'm going to go, a wink at work.

I'm going to spread some of the money around like I'm making love to roll a bed,

covering my luck, I just don't know how he's not when I'm driving. I got to make,

I got to make, I got to express it into my trousers. Why can't you have a wink at home?

Not out of a wink at home. I say to you, you know, a wink at work.

The wife actually gave me the picture. It's ridiculous. What, with those pictures,

do people, because you see them in garages and workshops and that, do people, are they constantly

turned on by that picture every time they see it? Or do you just become sort of dulled to it

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