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Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins

Our Worst Episode. s2. episode 9.

Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins

Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2021

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Escape with a Pina Colada with Paul and Janie! Janie remembers a horrific news story. Paul receives a grocery delivery. And the two opine on Allen v Farrow with ZERO NEW INSIGHT!

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0:00.0

here. Hi. Oh wow. You didn't even do a sound check. No, I didn't because I

0:06.4

well I will listen to you. I did the sound check without telling you a sound check.

0:10.8

I know I'm sneaky. I'm seeking and crafting. We were talking about escape the vineyard

0:15.2

call a lot of songs. And I was wondering if the people in that song are dead.

0:20.9

And then I said God I hope so. I wish this last year on anyone. I know that's because they

0:26.8

found happiness. They did find happiness after they were going to be creeps who were cheating on

0:30.6

each other. Which I maybe that's what I'm saying. Like they could have had a more open

0:35.7

relationship than we know. No, but they but they here's the thing though. Because they had to be

0:41.2

sneaky. They were not communicating with each other instead they're taking out personal ads.

0:48.6

Yeah. It it worked out somehow. I mean they were just chill. You know what I think they

0:53.6

are just like chill people. Well, I don't think so. I here's what I think it was. They laughed

0:59.2

at about it. Because they were confronted with their own ugliness. What could they do?

1:04.4

This is too existentially dark. Do you imagine if we or if we did the same thing right and then

1:10.4

we show up at the location like you're gonna cheat on me. I'm gonna cheat on you. I didn't know

1:15.9

you. I didn't know you were born enough to cheat. And then and then I'm and then I was like wow

1:21.6

I never would have pegged you for a pina colada drinker. That that came out of nowhere.

1:30.5

What would be what's so funny is in the ad that she puts in the paper. Yeah.

1:39.0

It lists all these things that he likes. You would think wait a minute. You know who else

1:44.4

also likes all these things. My old lady. But I think the whole point was that they didn't know that

1:50.8

the other person they they were so they were so out of touch. They didn't know their favorite drinks.

1:55.7

Yeah. They were so self-absorbed. They were always looking like the grass was always greener.

2:01.9

And they were not looking at what was right in front of them that they had all these commonalities.

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