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Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins

All Failures Are Spooky. s2. episode 8.

Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins

Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2021

⏱️ 77 minutes

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P&J remember a dispiriting casino. The duo send Texas much love while wishing for wrinkle placenta, and recommendations this week include things that haven't even been released yet!

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0:00.0

Here we go. We're here. Hi everybody. Hi, it's still 2021. It's a Friday night. And this is

0:08.2

stay of a week and a little little. I'm Paul F. Tomkins. I'm Jeannie Haddad Tomkin. I'm a

0:16.0

comedian. I'm an actress. We are a married couple in quarantine doing a podcast. Pandemical

0:21.2

podcast for you're as only for your own. Remember Sheena Easton? Of course. Oh my God, I loved

0:36.2

her because she would take the morning train. No, honey. Her baby would do that. Her baby

0:42.4

would take the morning train. She didn't do shit. No, she did. She sat at home watching

0:47.3

Easton first. What? First of all, is she even British? I believe that she is. Yeah. She

0:54.9

might be Australian. I think she might be. You're all strong. Maybe she was watching

0:58.7

her baby. The slap. The slap. The slap. The slap. The slap. The slap. The slap. My child.

1:13.0

So this is the podcast. We don't really do anything. We don't really offer anything. We

1:20.6

don't make anything. We don't know. I'm doing the monologue from say anything. I don't

1:27.1

want to make anything. I don't want to go anywhere. I want to do anything. I don't want

1:30.2

to manufacture any. This is not, by the way, this is so far off the monologue. I haven't seen

1:36.0

that movie in such a long time. I think he has memories of it. I just assume it holds

1:41.1

that because the Peter Gabriel. Here's what I remember. Of course, I remember that scene.

1:45.5

Oh, yeah. I remember. What you call it? John Mahoney, the dad, when things are all falling

1:54.0

apart and he's sitting in the bathtub in his clothes. What? I don't remember anything

2:00.1

falling apart. Yeah. He's all about the kid in the relationship. No, but the dad, like

2:05.9

his, I know he's guy's dad, played by John Mahoney, like he's been embezzling at work

2:13.0

or something. There's something like scandal that he had. He died kind of recently too,

2:17.2

right? That actor. That's all right, Pete. I'm afraid of Frazier. Frazier.

2:20.8

Let's get back on track. Let's get back on track. Sorry to bum you out, guys.

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