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Distractible

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.9 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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A moist bear and a hot fox, both with soapy eyes, walk into a bar in Australia. One orders a "Kadoova", the other orders a "Chump." And let me tell ya, that bartender got the greatest e****ion you've ever seen in your entire life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode,
0:06.9	Weena gagging Wade whops out his tool, rejects modernity, and tasked the trio to identify outdated
0:13.8	idioms. Muggle managing Mark, props for Prusa, ocular golden showers, and amazing avatar erections.
0:22.1	Heartbroken Bob needs your love for Lexi,
0:25.9	counts battlefield breeding, and suspects semaphore.
0:29.9	From tragic news to fucking foxes.
0:33.7	Yes!
0:35.9	It's time for... our shirts are out.
0:40.6	Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
0:47.3	Hey everybody, welcome back to another episode of Distractable.
0:50.5	I'm today's host.
0:51.8	Why?
0:53.0	Because the wheel favors me. And really, that's pretty much it.
0:57.2	It is always by my co-host, Mark and Bob. Hey, boys. How y'all doing? Hi. Hello.
1:01.5	I'm good.
1:04.3	Great. Did you want more? Did you? Nope. I wanted one word answers only.
1:08.5	You didn't say anything about small talk or anything, but it...
1:10.5	And one word, how are you? Sad is kind of a downer, but I'm one word answers only. You didn't say anything about small talk or anything, but... And one word, how are you?
1:12.3	Sad is kind of a downer, but I'm going to go sad.
1:15.9	Actually...
1:16.4	Sad and good. All right, excellent. Well, if you've never been here before, this is a show where one of us hosts, the other two compete for points, and I don't give them enough time to talk or explain much about what's going on until right now when I say, hey, small talk. Oh, okay.
1:28.6	Would you like to elaborate on any of the things you've said?
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